Very Funny Greetings

If a husband is faithful to his wife,
you have chances to go in paradise after death
but if you are disloyal, surely you will go to heaven on earth.

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Mostly people indicate wrist for asking time,
but I am different, I don’t point groin to go to toilet.

Funny Greetings

Stars lite Stars brite you are d only Star I c 2nite. I wish I may. I wish I might b there guarding your dreams 2nite, gud night sweet dreams

Funny Greetings

Funny Greetings

9 matter d sky is blck aur blue, 9 matter there's stars aur moon, as long as your heart is true, sweet dreams will always be with you. Gd Night!

Funny Greetings

Funny Greetings

☻ HELLO

d Word 'Hello' means H=How are you? E=Everything all rit? L=Like to hear from you. L=Love to see you soon. O=Obviously, I miss u!

Funny Greetings

Valentine's day messages Valentine's day greetings Valentine's Day Wishes Romantic Valentine messager

If I could die early I would ask
 God if I could be your guardian angel,
 so I could wrap my wings around you
 and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

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Even though we are not together this
Valentines Day but I'll be with you wherever you go.
Love you always.

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To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you might be the world.

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V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

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Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Sayings Cute and lovely Morning WIshes

A good morning wish, for you my friend
May joy be yours, until day's end
With nothing but sunshine, no clouds at all
Until the evening shadows fall.

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Receive this gift of salam
Rapped with love
Tied with care &
Sealed with dua
To keep u safe &
Happy on every day !!!

Good morning

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Twinkle twinkle lazy star
kitna soyega uth ja yaar
up above the world so high
Sun has risen in the sky
uth ke jaldi pele chai
then call me & say hi

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The sun is shining and
It is a lovely day
I was thinking of you
And just wanted to
Wish you a
Really right and beautiful day

Good Mornings

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Good Morning Quotes Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Cute Good Morning Wishes Quotes

Never blame any day in your life.
Good days give u happiness,
Bad days give u experience.
Worst days give u a lesson.

Have a good morning and great day ahead.

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Plz come out from room!
So that sun can rise,flowers can blossom,
birds can sing,bcoz all r waiting 2 see ur
beautiful SMILE;Good morning!

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Our life is like a good movie. Harmonious combination
of picture and sound. Like a movie without music,
 my life will be incomplete without you. Good morning.

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Always welcome a new day with a Smile
on Ur Lips,Love in Ur Heart & Good
Thoughts in Ur Mind....And Ull always have a
 WoNderFuL DaY..GoOd MoRnInG...

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Good Night Messages Good Night Wishes Good Night Quotes Cute & Lovely good Night SMS Text Messages

Since your eyes are looking tired…
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of dreams..
GOOD NIGHT !

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Sun Is Switched Off!

Stars Are Switched On!

Blue Sky Goes Off

And

Black Sky Comes In!

So A Cool Night Is Coming!

Go To Bed! And Sleep Well.

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Look back at all that we held dear
And keep your head held high.
Shed no tears and know, My Love
That this is not Good-bye.

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As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.

I told some ghosts to dance in white,

& 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula

2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

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Good Night Greetings Good Night Quotes Good Night Wishes Sweet Romantic Good Night SMS Text Messages

DIL MAIN YADON

KI TARHA ,
AANKON MEIN AANSU

KI TARHA,

TUM MERE PASS HO .,

PHOOLON MEIN

KHUSHBO KI TARHA..

GOOD NIGHT

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ZINDGI KISI KI

AMANAT NAHI HOTI

AMANAT ME KABHI KHAYANA

NAHI HOTI ,DIL ZARA

DEKH KAR LAGANA

DOSTO ISHQ KI KAID

MEIN KABHI ZAMANT

NAHI HOTI .

GooD NighT!

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U KNOW WHAT ,

IN THE WHOLE

WORLD THER E

IS NO SUCH

DARLING WHOM

I LOVE AND I WANT

THE WHOLE WORLD TO

THAT I WILL NEVER

FORGET U!
GOOD NIGHT
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IF U DLIVE TO

BE A HUNDRED

I WANT TO BE A

HUNDRED MINUS

ONE DAY SO I

DINT HAVE TO

LIVE A DAY

WITHOUT U
GOOD NIGHT
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Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Quotes Good Morning Wishes Morning Prayers Cute and Lovely Good Morning SMS Text Messages

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
 I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

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All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,
a little smile to brighten up
& An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day…
(*) Good Morning (*)

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Wrap a rainbow of joy in ur heart,
Let the sun paint a smile on ur face,
Remove all clouds of doubt & fear
And receive god's gift of life.
Good Morning!

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God gave me you so I won't be blue,
to keep me company so there's no need to worry.
Through good and bad, I know,
I have a friend so dear, so true,
and that friend is you. Take care!

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True Friendship SMS Friendship Messages Friendship Greetings Friendship Quotes and peotry

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist?

How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist?

How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship
when U exist.

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I m Happy, U know Why ?
Because I m Lucky, U know Why ?
Because GOD Love me, U know How ?
He sent the best friend to me u know Who ?
DEFINITELY U !

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Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U

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We tell each other our problems,
we make each other smile.
I worry if you haven't e-mailed,
or sent a message in a while.
 
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Faraz Urdu Poetry Faraz Funny Jokes SMS Messages Faraz Ghazal Poems Messages

Sadion Say Jaagi Aankhon Ko Ek Baar Sulanay Aa Jao
Mana K Tum Ko Pyar Nahi Nafrat Hee Jatanay Aa Jao

Jis Mor Pay Hum Ko Chor Gaye Hum Baithay Ab Tak Soch Rahay
Kya Bhool Hui Kyou Juda Huway Bus Yeh Samjhanay Aa Jao

Har Lamha Teri Furqat Mein Hum Tarsay Rahay
Meri Manoo Tum Is Dil Ko Kuch Pal Behlanay Aa Jao?

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Hum Se Bichar K Us Ka Takbbur Bikhar Gaya Faraz

Har Ek Se Mil Raha Hy Barii Aajzii K Saath

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Bin Maange Hi Mil Jati Hyn Taabeerai'n Kisi Ko Faraz

Koi Khaali Haath Reh Jata Hy Hazaro'n Duao'n K Baad

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Us Ne Mujhe Chhor Dia To Kia Hua Faraz…

Meine B To Chora Tha Sara Zamana Us K Liye…

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Merry Christmas Quotes Merry Christmas Wishes Greetings Christmas Wishes Greetings Quotes SMS Text Messages

From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.

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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs
you and puts you in a sack don't worry
I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

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Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas

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Have an icy-icy CHRISTMAS,with BUTTERING MSGs,
CHOCLATY CALLS,CREAMY THOUGHTS,
FRUITY FUNS,WID PLUMPY
PLAYS&JUMPY JOYS.MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Quotes Best Morning Wishes Lovely morning greetings Good morning Text messagse

Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

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God gave me you so I won't be blue, to keep me company so there's no need to worry. Through good and bad, I know, I have a friend so dear, so true, and that friend is you. Take care!


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Of all the smiles you received today, there was a smile you didn't see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the heart - a smile that came from me.

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Boys vs Girls Comic Jokes Funny Text Messages

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.
Wah wah
gour farmaiye
muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,
use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

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Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->

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Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins,

Whn She Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy

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Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai

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Heart Touching Romantic Birthday Wishes Greetings SMS Messages

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

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May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life's Best Things For You

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My wishes are silent but true,
Every where they will follow you,
Luck is urs, wishes are mine,
I wish ur present and future will always shine.
***Happy Birthday***

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Beautiful and Funny Jokes SMS text Messages

Universal Msg for every girl

"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh kar

jealous na ho balkay ye socho agar ye

itni pyari hai to is ka bhai kitna pyara hoga!"

 

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Customer: ye cow kitnay ki hai?

Sardar: 30,000 di. 2 saal wich 1 bacha dendi ay.

Customer: Aur ye dusri?

Sardar: 10,000 di. 2 sal wich 5 bachay dendi ay.

Customer: ye sasti kyun hai jabkay ye 5 bachay

deti hai?

Sardar: O paa ji, character v koi cheez hunda ay...

 

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Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi

tuje teri khushbu se pehchan loun ga.

 

Girl: muje pehle se pata tha tum kutte ki nasal ho.

 

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Boy 2 a Girl: kya me tumhara hath choom sakta hun?

Girl: Zaleel

       Kameenay,

 

           Kuttay

 

             Behaya

 

Sharam nhi aati

 

 

 

Mere honto pe kya zehar laga hua hai?

 

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Sweet Lovely Cute Birthday Greetings Wishes Messages

I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

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It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn't really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend

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**(-----------------)*****
**(-------Happy------)***
***(-----Birth-day----)***
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As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don't matter much.
These common things aren't really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you

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New & Sweet Funny Jokes Funny Text Messages Sardar Jokes Messages

A boy and a girl were sitting in a garden.
Suddenly a Dag kissed a bitch.

Boy: Jaani agar bura na mnaao to me bhi?
Girl: Ok par sambhal k jana kahin kutta kaat na le...!

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Height oF adaB:

Main sirF yE socH kr papeR khali dey atA hun Faraz!

k kahin Teacherz ye na kahen k aggon jawab denda a....

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Deadly IQ Question:

Pathan to Sardar: "Where is abu dabi?"

Sardar: "jithay ami dabi, oday naal e zra pran kr k Abu dabi."

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1 Sardar ki apni baap se larai ho gai.
Wo bohat ghusay main apne baap ki tasveer le
k ghar se nikla.
Us ne baap ki tasveer qabristaan me laga di or
neechay likh dia
"COMING SOON"

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Special Mother's day Quotes Wishes Greetings SMS Messages

Andhere hen rastay mein diya le kar jana,
Apne aansuon ki zia le kar jana,
Tumhen hadson se bacaha le gi hamesha,
Ghar se MAA ki dua le kar jana...

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HAPPY
MOTHER'S
DAY

Apni MAA ko har khushi dene ki
koshish karo or apne RAB ko razi karo
AY
MAA
TERI
AZMAT
KO
SALAAM
HAMESHA
HANSTI
RAHO
yehi dua hai meri

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